The longest walk ever

Yesterday I had the brilliant idea of taking my 3 boys and our 1 yr. old yellow labrador, Brewtus, for a walk. Before we even got out of the driveway Will locked the keys in the car. That was just the beginning. I let the big boys ride their dirt bikes while I pushed Drew in the stroller while holding Brewtus's leash. Sounds great doesn't it! It was until we got out of the driveway. Brewtus has no idea what heel means so he kept wrapping his leash around me and the stroller. OUCH! Then Will decided he couldn't squeeze his brake on his dirt bike hard enough and started careening out of control down the hill. I let go of the stroller to stop Will and the next thing I know Drew is careening out of control down the hill! And all the while Brewtus is trying to yank me all over the place. So we decide to turn around and go back home. Will is still not wanting to ride his bike so I get on his tiny little dirtbike and am riding it down the hill while Will pushes the stroller. I burnt my leg on the dirt bike and said way to many cuss words. Then my lovely husband came and picked up the kids and the dog and let me walk the rest of the way home by myself. I almost kept walking all the way to the nearest bar! Instead I went home and made dinner.